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That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.

Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023


Super Laser Piss

An attack used by Dr. IvoEggmanRobotnik, usually performed from Space Colony ARK.

Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)

by not a G.U.N. soldier November 3, 2023


Piss

It's poo

I piss my pants said dad I say me too

by weeweerhgmluhgcjulyegfs May 29, 2021


Piss

Annabel’s favorite beverage of all time, piss will satisfy annabel’s hunger any time

Me: you love piss

Annabel: ITS GENUINELY REALLY GOOD I LOVE IT

by ReggieBen October 17, 2019


piss

awesome yellow liquid you should drink, tastes great. 10/10

(doctors do not recommend)

1: bro i love piss
2: you have a piss kink.

by pisskink29 November 26, 2021


Piss

Dis be dat juice! DO NOT DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOE said i need to go to the bathroom then opened his panties and PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by gjtrjhoptyjhl May 1, 2019


Piss

Australian slang for alcohol

It's been a long day. let's go to the pub and get some piss

by gingerwithasoul_ November 5, 2018