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The First Rule Of IT

The First Rule Of IT is turn off and then turn on again
The second rule is to plug it out of the power sourcce for 8 seconds and then plug it back
The third rule is to never doubt the indian technician guy

Example 1 :
when everything goes wrong with your computer remember the first rule of IT
Example 2 :

when in doubt power off and restart
Example 3 : actually a reference from the series AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D Season 5 Episode 2
when jemma a lead scientist tries to avoid getting hit by an enourmess astroid she talks about the first rule of IT and puts it in a good use by powering off and powering on the space ship

by SOMBRA ON STEROIDS June 6, 2018


Rule: -2057

No madder what you say love does die if you say otherwise we would live forever

Rule: -2057

by Singleminded dimensions May 10, 2021


helberts rule

A saying inventended by Charles Helbert in the late 1900's, the rule is "If something's brown it might not taste good."

Person A: "You shouldn't eat that"
Person B: "Why so my friend?"
Person A: "Helberts rule"

by Jreevk February 25, 2015


DH111's Rule 17b

If a person were to exist, this person would know this rule in due course, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. And then it passes through generations until eventually it gets forgotten and discarded.

Father: Hey, have you read DH111's Rule 17b yet?
Jimmy: No, I don't wanna Dad!
Father: Do you wish not to be happy, knowing DH111 is protecting you?!
Jimmy: Okay, okay! Jeez...

by DH111 June 25, 2024


The Knuckles Rule

The unit of measurement to make your dick seem longer than it is. (use smaller knuckles for better results)

Silas: what's your dick length according to The Knuckles Rule?
Mark: I got a six knuckle dick
Silas: damn bro mine is eight
Mark: are you using your girlfriends knuckles or yours?

by Robotlover1234 December 5, 2022


fernie rule

A made up rule while playing a board or card game, or any other game that has rules.

That’s not it the rule book. That must be a Fernie rule

by Kades1/2 December 26, 2017


Diamond Rule

The Diamond Rule is a behavioural philosophy developed by Drew McPherson and is a key part of his Equilism project. It is similar to the Golden Rule but with a crucial difference which is designed to add diversity tolerance. The Diamond Rule instructs one to "Treat others as they wish to be treated". It is critically important to understand that not everyone wishes to be treated in the same way. This becomes more evident with life forms of greater diversity. Accepting diverse preferences, and not assuming that everyone will have the same preferences as yourself is a key cultural norm to instill in order to eliminate diversiphobia.

When you assumed that EllEn wanted to be treated the same as you, you were failing to follow the Diamond Rule which acknowledges that EllEn may have difference preferences than yourself.

by DrewZero® February 19, 2023