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After a period of not seeing black people for a very long time, you see a black guy and exclaim "Oh shit, a Black guy!"
*Walking down the street and passing a black guy*
You: *turns to friend* "Oh shit, a black guy!"
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There is only 1 basketball in play during a basketball game. If a team has more white players on the court than there are basketballs in play that team has a greater chance of loosing the game. The ratio should be at most 1 to 1 and ideally 0 to 1 (no white guys to one basketball). This is not a 100% guarantee just a good rule of thumb.
Most pro & college basketball teams have very few white guys and infrequently play more than 1 at a time. They almost never violate the white guy to basketball ratio rule.
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Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!
"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!
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The well known rule that fat people may make fat jokes or comments at other fat people without offending them.
It is not required to say "Universal Fat Guy Rule" after a big guy makes a comment to another, nor is it to just say "UFGR".
Skinny Guy: Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe (Who's a hefty fellow) : *punch to the face*
Harold (Also a big guy): Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe: *starts to look offended, but remembers the Universal Fat Guy Rule* "Thanks!"
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Jeans: Often in flare cut
Thong: Australian definition of
sandal, flipflop.
A jeans and thongs kinda guy is one who is concerned with current trends, and often is not interested in the fairer sex.
That guy Derrick is definately a jeans and thongs kinda guy
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A solid buisness man. Does not take any bullshit. The life of the party. Will help others in times of need. But will only do this if it benifits him in return. Would stand you up if more important matters came up.
Wow Jeb is a real stand up guy.
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this word was being said less and less in the hallways of Hanover High until a young "girl" by the name of Carmen A decided that she'd say before and/or after every single sentence. usually it is said in a gay, i'm a 12 year old girl on helium voice which drives me and drew into random fits of craziness because we cannot take her madness anymore
oh my gosh guys!! i got last in my track meet yesterday because i was running so slow because nick wanted me to get rugburns on my knees and oh my gosh guys i didn't even know what that meant oh my gosh guys i'm hungry!!
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