The cheese head

When you jizz in a cup and let it turn hard. After it is hard you microwave it until it is re-liquified and pour it on your boyfrtiends head.

Roger and I had a fight last night so I gave him the cheese head this morning.

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[Cheese Grader]

During the act of oral sex, the female proceeds by sucking on the males penis at the same time, slightly biting down, adding teeth to the act, thus imitating the cheese grading effect. It is not the most comfortable feeling, however, what ever tickles your fancy!

"Last night this bitch gave me a Cheese Grader, so I SHAZZAMED in her face!"

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Cheese Rocket

A particularly nasty zit containing a cheese-like substance.

Brother: Can you help me with this cheese rocket on my ass?
Sister: Wtf Nick, I'm not popping a zit on your butt!

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Chunk Cheese

to throw up or barf

"Gee, I hope that girls doesn't chunk cheese, she looks pretty green"

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Cheese Pusher

The act of inserting the genitalia into another man's rectum and by so doing, pushing the faeces up into the bowel. See fudge packer

Your dad's a cheese pusher.

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CHEESE CUTTER

The cheese cutter shape is synonymous with flat cap hats and can be traced back to the 14th century in Northern England and parts of Southern Italy. There it was more likely to be called a "bonnet", which term was replaced by "cap" sometime before about 1700.The origin is uknown but it may be related to the real PEAKY BLINDERS baby-faced gang who sewed razor blades into their flat caps.

The gang members were wearing cheese cutters to headbutt rival violently terrorizing the streets and mugging passers-by

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side cheese

In Golf, side bets players set up with other players or teams. Can be used in tournament play as well as individual players in a foursome.

Derek bet Steve $100 in side cheese that his team would beat Steve's team.

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