B-rice Dick

Unimpressive. About 3 inches. See pencil-dick for further references.

Yo you know Bryce?
Yeah.

Well I heard he had a B-rice Dick.

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B-Town Roast

The B-Town Roast is the process of reality checking anyone whose ego, talk or swag, is bigger then their achievements or history regardless of the time or location. It's named after the City of Berkeley, and it's requires a mixture of pretentiousness and audacity.

Berkeley Rapper (at a party): "Man you see me, ballin' outrageous out here, i been in the streets since i was a little kid, i'm hood as shit."
B-Town Roaster (from across the party): "Yeah right, man your trick lives in piedmont- shit talking about how you sell rocks and shit, my cousin was on your soccer team! check yourself bruh."

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B & V Club

An offshoot of the D Club for people with female sex organs and/or breasts.

the B & V club is a social grouping of people who have comfortably shown each other their breasts and/or vaginas. B & V club meetings are usually conducted before a group of people are expected to be naked in the same room together and involves a full minute of staring at each other's genitals for a full minute.

Both clubs are utilized to reduce social awkwardness of accidentally seeing someone elses vagina or penis and trying to avoid looking at it by platonically addressing that awkwardness.

roommate 1: hey are you in the B & V club
roommate 2: no
roommate 1: ok lets deal with this out of the gate, here's my tits
roommate 2: man, im really peepin your sweet tits

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B U T

Another way of saying Beauty.

(Only works for text, doesn’t quite work out well when spoken)

“Hey babe, you are a B U T”
“Excuse me?!”
“Sound out each letter”
“You’re an idiot”

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E & B syndrome

Indicating high magnitude ignorance and/or ineptitude - Not knowing one's Elbow from one's Backside.

Microsoft Word's automagic spelling checker/correcter displays a serious example of E & B Syndrome; especially when it changes - on the run - something as simple and useful as "accident prone area" to "accident porn area."

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PC-B-Q

What happens to your laptop when it uses a Sony battery.

Sony batteries for portable computing cause some laptops and notebooks to burst into literaly flames. "Sparks" the largest recall of portable computers in history.

Damn, my laptop turned into a PC-B-Q. Thank you Sony NOT.

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what it B like

greeting from one blood to another

Blood 1: sup, what it B like
Blood 2: just 187'd some scuzz trash

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