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Anal Loitering

A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.

Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."

*Child walks in the room*

Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."

Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."

by Neoterist February 9, 2012


Anal reliance

Relying on anal stimulation to reach an orgasm while being unable to reach it through any other kind of sexual stimulation

Jack: "Michael has anal reliance"
John: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Jack: "He can only finish his deeds by stimulating his prostate"

by MinervaI April 2, 2024


Anal Rules

When doing anal the number 1 rule is make sure your bird dont have the shits because if she does and you go to deep you might get muddy puddles. This is where a women has shit on your dick and you then smell and suck yourself off

I was doing anal last night I always follow the anal rules.

by Chax865421 March 24, 2020


Anal Privilege

The right to access or penetrate one's anus.

The one who grants the privilege is not necessarily going to get anal, they just give or take away the right with authority. (In most cases it is.)

"Damn you Joey! I want my Anal Privilege back!"

by Enderbrine0 January 14, 2017


anal wockee slush

when a man puts his dick in your bum and sturs it until poo flows to the rim of the anal cavity when you do this the man pisses in the bum

that mate jimmy did an anal wockee slush last night with his girlfriend

i wish i could do that

by coolcif April 16, 2021


anal lobotomination

When the ghost of christmas past has shoved his dick so far up your anus that penetrated your cerebral cortex, leaving you in a drooling and very retarded state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)

Joe: Hey krista you feeling okay today? You look sad.

Krista: It seems I have depression Joe. And I can't stop crying when I watch friends!

Joe: I read about this condition once, it is very likely that you suffered from anal lobotomination as a baby.

by iamanexpert.anus July 16, 2014


Anal Beehive

A bowel movement that resembles a miniature beehive in texture.

Man, I just exterminated a massive anal beehive in your toilet.

by W00k1e January 21, 2012