Using a turkey baster you squirt water in your mates butthole and have him do 100 jumping jacks and then stick a straw inside his butthole and drink.
I was thirsty for a chocolate milkshake so my boyfriend gave me one out of his butthole.
When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!
guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’
When you spread someone’s cheeks apart and you put a straw down their butthole and drink their shit
Me and my girl decided to spice things up by dong the chocolate milkshake
Cumming then taking a shit in someones mouth
I thought it would be sexy to give someone a chocolate milkshake
When lesbians scissor while one or both have explosive diarrhoea.
"Me and Stacy did a Chocolate Waterslide after that curry last night."
Chocolate Smurf: Typically a little person, (but not limited to) who loves to give or receive butt stuff preferably with excrement or melted chocolate running down the crack
Hey man; there’s Alejandro… he’s a self proclaimed Chocolate Smurf
when you and a significant other are 69'ing and the womans ass is in the are and projectile shits into the air
Beck:I hit adam with The Chocolate Shooting Star