When you spread someone’s cheeks apart and you put a straw down their butthole and drink their shit
Me and my girl decided to spice things up by dong the chocolate milkshake
Cumming then taking a shit in someones mouth
I thought it would be sexy to give someone a chocolate milkshake
when something that would usually bother you is presented in such a pleasant way that you can't bring yourself to be annoyed in that specific instance
I usually hate people smacking their lips, but hearing it in ASMR is chocolate ammo to me.
A brown mountain is when you work at a cupcake shop and you run out of chocolate frosting. You then resort to using your shit. You squat on the table on make a swirl out of your chunky shit. A skinny Asian walks in, has your cupcake, and likes it. You then put her head in the oven, make a swirl of shit as lube and fuck her till the shit is in her ;)
“Dude I gave her a chocolate swirl last night”
“No way dude, I just did that to a newborn 👶🏿“
A "Chocolate Swirl" is when the receiving end of anal excretes semen and feces from their anal cavity
He came in her ass then she proceeded to do a Chocolate Swirl.
When a male or female defecates between a woman's breasts and pushes them together to see what picture is formed. Like the inkblot (Rorschach) test psychologists use on mental patients.
When Deebo came home he pulled a Choco-Schach on Mrs. Parker; Pastor Clever pulled a Chocolate Rorschach - AKA (Choco-Schach) on Mrs. Parker while Smokey watched through the window...
Where a lover poops on your face.
Last night was intense, I got chocolate fudged by my wife.