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The relationship of intercourse stemming from the possibly of getting lucky ending with herpes. Done by pursing lips together like a fish and tonguing as far into a rotten snatch as possible.
im gonna fish lick a bitch tonight chances are im gonna get herpes.
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Le Fishe au Chocolat is a classical part of french cuisine. It the main ingredients are as follows:
1. Fishe
2. Chocolat
The only step of composing the dish is to pore the Chocolat onto the fishe while playing stereotypical french music.
There might be more steps to it, but scientist have not yet found out what those may be.
*in a restaurant*
person1: hello person! Want to try out my Le Fishe au Chocolat?
person2: Are you the waiter? I would like the...
person1:what!? Don't you want my Le Fishe au Chocolat? *cries*
person2: What even is that? I don't think 'Fishe' is a word.
person1: *blows nose*
person2: Why did you blow my nose?
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The best organisation to ever exist!
Titled SFCS for short.
People who don't believe in its supremacy should cease to exist.
Person 1: Do you believe in Salted Fish Community Services supremacy?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: No
Person 2 was awarded with $649873463728856472489657623746984375689 and Person 3 was never to be seen again...
The act of having anal sex and during the removal of said cock pulls out a shit shark on the end
Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?
Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!
Tito: It looks angry!
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the absurd sexual act when a male inserts his hard penis (fish) into a women's empty mouth (the pond) and fills it up with urine (water). He then proceeds to pull out his fish and smack it on the women's face while yelping "FISH OUT OF WATER! FISH OUT OF WATER!"
I had a hot round of sex last night and finished off with a fish out of water.
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A used condom filled with ejaculate that is covered in human feces from gay anal sex that has washed upon any shore along the San Francisco Bay Area coastline. A variation of the fabled and legendary Coney Island White Fish.
Goofus: Yo' dawg remember when I was at your house last week and I had to pinch a loaf in your parents bedroom because they were fumigating the guest bathroom for fartworm? Well dawg I didn't mean to snoop but before I could make brown, I opened the toilet and saw a fresh healthy San Francisco White Fish swimming around. I think it might have been part Koi as it had a brown birthmark on its forehead. But what I'm assuming is that the last time your parents were on a romantic walk on baker beach, they saw this little fella' wash up on shore and instead of doing the humane and sensible thing and throw it back, they decided to bring it home risking its life further and raising it in this toilet in hopes to be domesticated. That or your dad had gay anal sex behind your moms back and got fucked up the ass!
Gallant: Fuck you you stupid motherfucker!!!
If you see a man with a blow fish tattoo anywhere above his waist it means he likes to place male genitalia in his mouth. A common place for the blow fish is on the arm. This idea originated in Japan.
Person 1: "Did you see Justin's new tattoo?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "It he got a blow fish tattoo on his arm! He didn't know that means he's gay!"
Person 2: "hahaha! What a douche bag!"
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