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the exact opposite of roosevelt's new deal
what is the purpose of the green new deal anyways? i just don't get it.
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Synonym for robbing the cradle. Going out with someone who's ... really kinda young!
Eek the Cat sure is shakin' the green mango tree with Anabelle. I mean, that cat must be at least seven, maybe eight cat years older than her!
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the exact opposite of roosevelt's new deal
what is the purpose of the green new deal anyways? i just don't get it.
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A saying to express that you have been absolutely juked, betrayed and or outsmarted.
Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"
go kill yourself you big fat green machine horse cock
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The greatest and most powerful M&M in existence. It is a (fictional) card from the card game Yu-Gi-Oh.
Becomes an insta-kill card when
“You really thought I’d just let you attack? You fool. You activated my trap card! “The infusion!” By sending “You Know I had to do it to Em” and “Meme Review Doctor Phill” to my graveyard, I can fusion summon this; BEHOLD YUGI: Dr. Phil: The Ultimate Green M&M! Why stop there!? By sacrificing five dollas, my M&M’s attack will increase to Infinity! This duel, is OVER!
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Lime Green Ear Wax is a sexually transmitted illness involving infection of the ears.
Reference from Marshall Rodriguez, M.D.
-Causes-
Lime green Ear Wax is caused by the bacteria through unprotected sex.
Lime Green Ear Wax can cause a type of swelling (inflammation) of the ear. Lime green Ear wax and gonorrhea often occur together.
People who are sexually active and those with multiple sexual partners are at highest risk for a lime green ear wax infection.
Different strains of gonorrhea cause genital, eye, ear,lymph node, and respiratory infections.
-Symptoms-
Difficulty urinating
Painful urination
Lime Green Ear Wax
Burning sensation during urination
Discharge from the penis
Redness, swelling, itching of the opening of the urethra at tip of the penis and ears
Swelling and tenderness of the testicles
The symptoms can appear similar to those of infection with chlamydia, but continue even after after treatment
Dr.-"So what seems to be the problem?"
Patient-"Well Doc theres some lime green ear wax coming out of my ear..."
Dr.-"Sounds like you need to protect yourself"
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