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Mary J Blige

There's something about her isn't there.

Vanilla Ice- I just got jumped by a van full of Crips to get to Mary J Blige. They fucked my ass up.

Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.

by Snowboy Jr. December 18, 2022


mary j blige

someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.

person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.

by babefest July 17, 2021


J Pratt

The old guy who needs to stop calling everyone talking about his fat wife.

J Pratt acting like a real Pratt.

by HorseNoName April 21, 2020


K J H

Stands for Katherine Joy Hopkins, and means many things (She is the best attack helicopter you will ever find). For example, Katherine can be shortened to Katey, which means "asshole", "beotch", and/or "daddy." Joy means happy, but not in her case. She suffers from depression, anxiety, and asthma. Her parents named her Joy after the light and happiness she brought them, but she did not feel that light and happiness back. She is constantly in a battle with herself for happiness, and love, and laughter, for security, and comfort. She finds all of that in her friends and feeds off their happiness. Hopkins means family and love. She describes it as, "a royal family in Ireland", but I think it means more. Katherine is such a good gal and is loved by all who meet her. If cross paths with her, be sure to give her a high five and a smile, for you will receive one back!

K J H is such a cool bean! - Dani
K J H? Oh shes lit but she can't oof. -Mumzy
Shes a butthole.-David
She's my daughter in a box! I love her funny personality. -Dani's mom
She's definitely my fav and #1 daddy ever! She always comes up with new creative positions. -Kevin
#1 Helicopter!- David from school
Shes scary! She'll chopp you up!- also David from school

by Wack DIsh Soap May 14, 2018


J Stepping

J Stepping is when you step on someone’s shoes. Originally, J Stepping meant stepping on someone’s Jordan’s, but it evolved into stepping on any kind of shoe.

My friend keeps on J Stepping my shoes!

by The J Stepper June 5, 2022


J Stepping

J Stepping is the action of stepping on somebody’s shoes, usually by surprise. The phrase originally meant stepping on somebody’s Jordan Nike Shoes, but it evolved into simply stepping on any kind of shoe.

She was walking down the hall, when someone suddenly J Stepped her shoes!

J Stepping is the action of stepping on somebody’s shoes, usually by surprise. The phrase originally meant stepping on somebody’s Jordan Nike Shoes, but it evolved into simply stepping on any kind of shoe.

by The J Stepper June 5, 2022


J-six’d

A term to describe what happens to someone when they get sentenced to prison time for their participation in the January 6th insurrection.

You won’t be seeing Clint for a while, he got J-six’d, and is now doing 5 years in prison for bear macing a cop

by Razz P. Berry June 15, 2024