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National send your gf a picture of yourself day
Gf: it’s may 5th
Bf: ok and?
Gf: it’s national send your gf a picture of yourself day
Bf: im not gonna do that
Gf: pleaseeeee?
Bf: fine 🙄
National lunar day, give them a gift!!
"Hey did you know its national lunar day?"
"no.. whats that?"
"National lunar day is when you give them a gift I got them cheez-its you should too! National lunar day ! Give them a gift ""
"okay!"
The definition of May 5th is national lunar day when you give them a gift
National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.
Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?
National send a d!k pic day
a day where someone you choose must send you a d!k pic.
Why did he just send me a d!k pic
Why?
Becauseits may 5th
The day that the love of your life asked you to be his girlfriend💜
May 5th
Them: Did you ask her to be your girlfriend today!!!
Him: Of course I did!!!
National kiss your boyfriend day
Yk what may 5th is? kiss your boyfriend day