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National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.
Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?
National send a d!k pic day
a day where someone you choose must send you a d!k pic.
Why did he just send me a d!k pic
Why?
Becauseits may 5th
The day that the love of your life asked you to be his girlfriend💜
May 5th
Them: Did you ask her to be your girlfriend today!!!
Him: Of course I did!!!
National kiss your boyfriend day
Yk what may 5th is? kiss your boyfriend day
national let someone do what they wanna do to you day
boy 1: let me slap it
girl: fine only because its may 3