beat around the meat

The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it

Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat

Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???

braindead meat puppet

braindead meat puppet is someone who is empty in the head and guided by other people

that braindead meat puppet is fooled by friends into doing something stupid

Bosnian meat skittle

The act of using the Wuxi Finger hold on the clitoris, which causes almost instant orgasm and a partner for life.

Fair warning: if using this move , be equipped with A) scuba diving gear or B) a poncho

Eli: "how did the night go"
Jake: "I used the ole' Bosnian Meat Skittle"
Zach: "damn you wild lmao"

Meat Factory Party

Is a party mainly for people to get extremely drunk and have sex with multiple men. Usually random women show up and the party is often kept quiet from the public. Many people who are in relationships show up at meat factory parties to 'swing' or enjoy a different style of sex. Orgies and group sex with multiple men is the main reason the parties are held and the main reason people attend

Jennifer always wanted to get plowed by multiple men but was afraid of what her beta husband would think, so she went alone to a meat factory party, got black out drunk, and lived out her fantasy of being double penetrated by a couple of frat brothers.

Sneakin'-on-ya-meat

Used when knowledge of a significant other's infidelity is unknown.

Jim: "Hey, did you know your wife was sneakin'-on-ya-meat?"
Billl: "Yeah, I came home thinking she was cooking macaroni and cheese. I was wrong"

pub meat raffle

The act of jerking two tradies off simultaneously in the male bathroom of a seedy inner city pub while running a cheeky side book on who will cum first.

Bitch at the pub meat raffle worked too hard on the head last night - I be walking with a limp today

reverse meat grinder

So you know the meat grinder? That's when the guy lays on his back, the girl rides him cowgirl style, and then spins around on his dick.

In the reverse meat grinder, the girl lies on her back, the guy goes on top, and HE spins around to maximize pleasure. Only the most elite can perform this - spin slowly at first, then speed it up when you get more confident.

Why the fuck are all these bitches dating Leroy? That guy's a total burnout!
He's the only one in the tri-state area who can pull off the reverse meat grinder, man. Everyone wants a piece of that shit.