mexican babysitter

A metal screen door that is attached to your front door.

Make sure you lock the Mexican babysitter. We don't want the kids to escape while we are out.

Mexican Lawmower

The act of ripping a woman’s pubes out with your teeth.

“Hey man what were you up to last Wednesday?”
“Not much, just giving your ex a Mexican Lawmower“

Sexc Mexican

Alex Romo

He is a sexc Mexican

Red mexican

When a Mexican is outside and gets super sunburnt

We were out in the sun so long I look like a Red Mexican.

Mexican terminator

Some Mexican guy who wanted to be the terminator and is named Juan Sanchez

I called my friend the Mexican terminator after he terminated them tacos

Guardian mexican

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies

I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican

Mexican Raspado

The mexican raspado is when you go to a mexican whorehouse ,and get a blowjob from a inexperienced ,cheap whore,resulting in head rash and pain.

dude we should go to tijuana ,and get some putas,<

Ok but be careful you could get a mexican raspado and that shit hurts