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Got horny and bored and decided to use my chihuahua as a Mexican sex doll
When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.
Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!
Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
A variation on a rim job involving a tongue piercing. This also requres greater speed with which you execute.
That hoe totally gave Stephen a Mexican Spinner last night
The greatest member to grace the server All Out Rock. Has not been the same since his absence. LONG LIVE THE HOUSE OF CARDS MADAFAKAS!!!
Mexican Rick should have been owner
A pair of maracas, also known as a pair of “shake-a shake-as”.
That guy plays a mean Mexican tambourine!
A variation of flicker gooning created by the Mexican cartel. The act of putting your penis in a taco shell and repeatedly flicking the tip with a maraca while its covered in salsa. This was first invented by El Chapo while crossing the Mexican-American border and was used to attack border guards due to the high velocity of the semen released causing instant death. If performed correctly the user will bust in 0.5 seconds and the semen will travel at 45,000 miles per hour. Currently Mexican flicker gooning has become less popular but lately there has been a resurgence with Trump experimenting with the technique to harness its power as a military weapon.
Damn, did you hear Tyago died of Mexican flicker gooning in class yesterday?