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Magnolia park is full of ghetto men and women. I don’t mess with them, especially Baltimore street oh noooooo ran by the Cordova/Gonzales family don’t mess with them! Everyone in magnolia is a bunch of druggies and pill poppers !!!
Boy: I’m from magnolia park.. girl: oh no you ghetto pill popper
A m/m/m threesome where they lay one on top of each other while being in a 69 position and the top male fucking the middle in the ass.
Yo bro my favorite position is the parking garage 69.
Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”
Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
At Marley Park elementary school everyone is fucking stupid and can’t walk down the motherfucking halls by themselves. At marley park elementary we like to vape in the bathroom, and snitch on each other for doing so. Don’t come to Marley motherfucking Park.
marley park elementary school is wack
Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.
Doing a #2 in a public urinal.
From American Dad, season 12, episode 20, "Gift Me Liberty":
Stan: "I know you're hiding sonething!"
Dick: "(Sobs.) OK! OK! I'm the one taking dumps in the urinals. I call them 'inside-the-park home run'."
When you take a crap in the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker"
Dick hit an inside the park home run.