Twerking for the pound (of weed or some kind of drug)
Ellis can Argue quite a lot and be annoying
Ellis p is a annoying person
He's kinda sus, but he likes joking and has multiple personalities in real life as well as online. Also, he enjoys spending his time in the toilet for some reason.
- Have you seen P. S. Sus?
- No, but he told me that he's gonna be here soon
A ginger traveler, usually called Dylan sometimes grooms children
Oh look there’s p diddy ward getting arrested by the gaurds for being a groomer
The true word that comes after long years of boredom.
---bored---typing this thing"qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklnm,p"
Typing the letter 'P' in someone's browser's address bar and exposing all their pornography habits
Alejandro: Ey bro lemme give u a P check
Khawaja: nah bruh I'm clean just cleared my history
On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends pat and paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the p&p sandwich.
To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. they begin shouting p&p sandwiches while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. When they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.
Never meet at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet down there so Pat & Paul made me a P&P sandwich.