A doggo with a christmas hat that evolved into a chibi dragon, he supplies lolis in his basement, and also has a gambling addiction
"I wonder when "Alex | I got a lewd basement" is gonna supply me the lolis"
a simple on the go salad , sliced lettuce, baby carrots, a slice of green pepper, a few grape tomatoes, broccoli, and some seedless grapes. easily fits in sandwich ziplock for convenient meal. salad dressing on the side optional.
"what did you have for lunch?" " I was pressed for time and made a quick alex salad."
The act of walking around one's house butt ass naked with a condom hanging off their dick.
Yoooo broooo, did you see that guy absolutely Alex Spiewak all over the living room??
The hottest boy alive, ginger and strong, his facial hair reflects his manlyness. His penis is huge, able to last all night and make his partner cum multiple times. Always straight ladies can't get enough of him.
I wish I was Alex Quinn he is so fit!
(N.) one who resembles a vagina fart. Thinks his sex life is worth telling his "friends" about, but we all know it's sad. Calls himself a "golden god", when in reality he is the village fool.
Thank the dear lord I am not an Alex Quinn
Ace Alex is not responsible for what occured on September 8th, 2022 or September 11th, 2001
ace alex escaped from prison on the 19th
Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.
“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”