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When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe
Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe
A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.
I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.
The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.
"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"
When trying to make your hair look wet.
I've been using all sorts of products but I just can't get my pus wet.
When you jizz in another’s mouth and then they shake like they’re having a seizure
thought I almost had to take her to the doctors after I gave her a wet maraca.
Guys who base every aspect of their lives around trying to get laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.
Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.
Guys whose entire lives revolve around getting laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.
Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet-dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.