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beluga whale moment

a massive rare weird moment where you guys stand in silence because beluga whales are rare

Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment

by mizaodaz September 12, 2022


F5 Moment

A F5 moment is computer gamer talk for a Kodak moment, a moment when a picture explains what the hell just happened better than any words could.

F5 is the key used to take a picture in some Steam games.

Last night on L4D2 Archie made a smiley face on the wall with bullets, it was a real F5 moment.

When Payne pulled off the chainsaw hack and painted the saferoom red with zombie blood it turned int a real F5 moment.

by DWH Going-Postal June 17, 2010


Two moments

I don’t know how long I’ll be so I’ll keep it vague to avoid being longer than agreed upon

I’ll be back in two moments I just have to find something

by F3mal3boss April 2, 2021


Lindholm moment

When you miss the birthday party by 15 minutes(or if you have a fragile ego, are under 3 ft tall, have small man syndrome, use the N-Word excessively qnd argue with Dr.P when you're wrong)

Wow man that was a true Lindholm moment

by Wang from Tennessee September 23, 2023


callum moment

Being a sore loser, manipulation, crying if they dont get their way

He just pulled a callum moment.

by May 7, 2022


Crusader Moment

1. When someone doxes an innocent person for no reason.

2. You have someone's life in your hands in a malicious manner.

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Friend 1: Hey have you heard what one guy did?
Friend 2: What did he do?
Friend 1: He pulled a Crusader Moment on Jellybean!
Friend 2: Ban him rn!

2. Hey guys I pulled a Crusader Moment on this person because I hate her and now her life is at my hands MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by FlareDaStriker April 27, 2022


Christian moment

A sad sorry situation involving hitler in some way.

Duuude when he made that nazi joke in front of that jewish person, that was an epic christian moment

by Cranjis February 24, 2021