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When you crap off a high-dive onto the girl sprawled out in the empty pool hundreds of feet below. When the turd finally reaches the girl below, it hits her body with such velocity that it leaves a massive bruse resembleing a crator from a bomb. If several truds hit the girl, then it lookes like a B-52 plane just flew over and dropped several bombs in a row.
this act is almost comletly only preformed in Japan, hense the name.
Mico: Dude, i just preformed a Japanese Bombing Run!
Tom: Goddamn japanese...
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A Chocolate Fish Bomb is what happens when you're eating out a chick with a smelly vagina and she blows diarrhea all over your face.
Enticed by the seductive nature of her sweaty quarfs, Waldo followed his nose and heart until his face was planted firmly inbetween the prostititute's hairy manlegs, and shortly thereafter, a vicious Chocolate Fish Bomb would land him in the ICU.
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Strange concoction drawn up one night at the pubs, where we wanted an irish car bomb but had Molson instead of guinness.
In spite of this we persevered, and threw a shot of jameson into our mugs. It went down smoother than a french girl with aids.
LOL, hey look joey, pass me a fuckin irish car bomb? what, were stupid drunk bastards? ok, second cup bombs.
I'm feeling like a separatist today, i think i'll have a second cup bomb.
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It's when you're in the Arizona airport going through the checkpoint and you have to take a big shit, but you can't because you have an eightball of speed shoved up your ass.
"Man I thought I was going to shit myself on the plane but I had an Arizona Bomb Stopper."
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when you stick a bottle of ketchup in a girls vagina then take a needle and shove it up your penis hole. After this has been done you fuck her until ketchup starts to come out vagina. Then grab all the ketchup that has came out and smackk her sideways across the face.
cory:what did you do last night?
nick: me and my girl did a sideways ketchup bomb.
cory: aw sick!
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Oral sex given to or given by a barista.
Guy: how do you get a girl?
Batista guy: Pick her up, hold her close, Batista bomb.
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When you have diarrhea, then wait until you can not hold it in anymore and get some friends to pin down a random person walking on the street or in a park, anywhere really. Then, you whip down your pants, and press your ass to the strangers pinned down mouth and let loose. The shit will explode out of their nose.
Hey guys, I'm about to shit my pants. Let's give that bitch over there a Chocolate Dutch Bomb!
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