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The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”
a girl or woman who teases you, as in tempts you to want her sexually, being attractive, showing her face, hair or body, wearing tight clothes., a good sounding voice, good personality. "cake" as in 'pussy' 'ass' or 'butt'
a beautiful girl wore a necklace that says "Cake Tease" in that "Samsung vault" commercial
she looks so good, gorgeous face, curvy, beautiful, she's a cake tease
Verb; Male: Multiple cream pies to the face on a heave set girl (Girl with muffin top)
Verb: Female; When a heavey female rides a skinny white male and frosts him with her chocolate frosting (bowl movment) and comes at the same time. Creating a swirl frosting effect. Aka Cinnabun
"I would totally cupcake caked on that beefalow right there"
"Hey bro, you wanna cupcake cake that chick with her muffin top hanging out??"
When you're pet give the surprise by leaping on your birthday cake.
Damn it my cat gave me a cake leap surprise.
a beautiful word that makes you go bananas
Science Teacher: Zamn!! These crab cakes are making me go NUTTY NUTTY FRUIT CAKE!!
Science class: Nutty Nutty Fruity Cakey
that one thing ur science teacher never stops saying when she doesn’t like something
science teacher: i had to give up my planning period that’s nutty nutty fruit cake