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mommy and daddys room keeps making weird squaky noises and my mum keeps screaming "harder daddy". I think she is tackling a monster WWE style.
why is there noises in mommy and daddys room?
well... their having s-
FAMILY FRIENDLY WWE FIGHTING STUFF WITH THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED
What a girl said is to you she wants you to fuck the shit outta her and not just regular sex that pornstar sex, that grip my hair sex and that aggressive sex.
Whatchu wanna do girl
I want you to dick me down daddy👅
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How to ask to inhale someone's Vaporizer
Can I get a rippy dip daddy wap tap of that
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When a father screws up a seemingly simple task, this is the explanation he will use.
Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”
“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”
An attention seeking annoying person who clings to their kink to get people to like them. Constantly begs for money and nudes from women and thinks that he is entitled to both of these things. Generally unattractive with a weak jawline and straw like facial hair.
You're such a bearded meme daddy.
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: doesn't work much, puts women and other things before his child, couldn't support his wife during the marriage, parents had to pay down payment on car while she was pregnant so she could get to the Dr., never loved her, used her for ass, continues to blame his failure of a life on everyone else, still doesn't support the cheated on wife who takes care of his son, always expected her parents to pay the bills he didn't feel like paying, and wrecked not only his marriage but another.
My husband is a bum and also the father of my son, he cheats and spends money on everything and everyone besides him. He is now my ex. Sleeps with everyone and fails to do anything asked. He is a bum baby daddy/cheating husband.