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The worst school in Birmingham full of white gay hoes. The teachers run over students. If you want you child to get racialy abused and raped this is your ideal school!
Is that piece of shit over there Kings Norton boys' school?
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The ballsest, manliest shot of all time. Jameson's, Crown Royal, and Wild Turkey. Man Up.
"Dan is the most manliest person I know."
"That's an opinion, how do you know?"
"He ordered an Irish King Gone Hunting the other night."
"What a Man."
A parody of what corporate marketing execs believe a "diverse" society would be like.
Created by fast food giant Burger King, this group of friends contains every single race/gender/orientation imaginable.
You got the black kid, the mexican kid, the autistic 4chan user, the basic white bitch, the dyke, the cripple, the nerdy jew and a fucking dog to top it all off.
No group of friends on earth look like this. It only exists in the wet dreams of college professors and fast food peddlers.
Every movie and entertainment product created after the year 2010 must contain this exact ratio of characters.
The global elite will not stop until every high school looks like a Burger King Kid's Club.
The Marvel Cinematic Universe contains a Burger King Kid's Club of characters.
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when a guy cums in his hand and puts it on his thumb and slides his thumb down the girls forhead and says "simba"
yo me and my girl did crank dat lion king last night
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An ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. Will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.
Setting: Office war room on the eve of a major consulting client presentation.
White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…
White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. It’s got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!
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Someone who is perfect in everyway, never seizes to amazing the people around them, has a massivily oversized PENIS. Sir just asked me to go back to class, but as the admin overlord king I THINK NOT!!!
I am the admin overlord king, DAMNN the chicks fat, did she eat her dietition?
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On December 4th, 2015, Twitch Streamer RTGame announced on twitter that he won a 200cc Mario Kart tournament in College hence giving him the title of 'Drift King'. We mark this day to commemorate the birth of our beloved Drift King, RTGame.
Person A: "Did you hear, its National Drift King Day today!"
Person B: "Wonderful! I can't believe they used to call him the Drift King back in college."
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