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Bricknell's Law

If things have been going fairly well, and equilibrium in a social situation has been roughly established, the system will immediately tend toward a chaos fueled by miseducation.

Man, 2016 was a perfect example of Bricknell's Law.

Oh, like the burning of the library of Alexandria?
Yeah, exactly.

by b3113 November 16, 2016


stepgrandson-in-law

Stepgrandchild's husband.

My stepgrandson-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021


stepgrandson-in-law

Stepgrandchild's husband.

stepgrandson-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024


5th law of thermodynamics

L's always attract to nigels.

the 5th law of thermodynamics dictates that if you have any friends that are named Nigel, they are 100% guaranteed to get L's

by jackwilliebob July 11, 2022


othello law

Othello Law
used to describe dirty minded people who are aged 9-15
noun btw

that othello law is at our school

by Amram Basham June 17, 2021


The First Law of Engineering

The premise that 1) Anything can be fixed by hitting it with a hammer, and 2) If you cannot fix the problem, you do not have a big enough hammer.

See also: Percussive Maintenance, Harmonic Persuasion.

"It's The First Law of Engineering, Leonidas,” Granadica sent. “If you can’t fix it, you’re not using a big enough hammer.”

-Granadica in The Hot Gate, book three of the Troy Rising series by John Ringo

by Western_Rambler November 5, 2020


Shar-yee-haw Law

A set oppressive laws placed upon citizens due to the bigotry and close-mindedness of organized religion. But in Texas.

"Our country is being taken over by Muslims! Its going to be under Sharia Law!"
"OK, but look at Texas. It's already under Shar-yee-haw Law with its evangelical Christian population making laws controlling other people's bodies".

by Gabagools June 3, 2022