Sam: hey, how are you?
Me: fuck off it’s may 5th
Sam: ok fair enough
a day where any person of your choice must send n*des or Explicit pics
National Call that one person… that person that came to mind.
Girl:can i call you and tell you everything on my mind good or bad its may 5th.
Boy: ofc just dont sit there with it all bottled up its going to make you go crazy.
National let your gf know how beautiful she is day!
It's may 5th! You know what that means!
On the fateful day of May 5th, a friend had boldly messaged another friend, starting with the message of
1: “hey, what r u doing?”
2: “i’m doing homework, the one for geometry”
1: “can i be your geometry?”
It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love
Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!
National show CJ your titties day.
“Todays May 5th. I should send CJ some nudes after he gets off work”