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May 5th

National Fuck Off Sam Day!

Sam: hey, how are you?

Me: fuck off it’s may 5th
Sam: ok fair enough

by hittheshep May 5, 2022


May 5th

a day where any person of your choice must send n*des or Explicit pics

"babe its may 5th"

by 2 high 4 thiss May 5, 2022


May 5th

National Call that one person… that person that came to mind.

Girl:can i call you and tell you everything on my mind good or bad its may 5th.

Boy: ofc just dont sit there with it all bottled up its going to make you go crazy.

by Babby boo May 5, 2022


May 5th

National let your gf know how beautiful she is day!

It's may 5th! You know what that means!

by FlyingMonkey079 May 6, 2024


May 5th

Can I be your Geometry Day

On the fateful day of May 5th, a friend had boldly messaged another friend, starting with the message of

1: “hey, what r u doing?”

2: “i’m doing homework, the one for geometry

1: “can i be your geometry?”

by yukikzas May 3, 2024


May 5th

It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love

Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!

by annibal May 4, 2022


May 5th

National show CJ your titties day.

“Todays May 5th. I should send CJ some nudes after he gets off work”

by Jackjaxkjack May 5, 2022