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When a person starves themselves for 3 days so there’s absolutely nothing in their stomach then proceeds to drinks half a gallon of milk, piss it out in a cup, and someone else drinks it
“I dare you to drink a piss milk bruh”
A chocolate milk that can make you ascend dimensions
I love Jackmatter Chocolate Milk!
Group of cars driving to the shops to collect bread and milk
A common misconception is that most of the cars have 2L engines a size in which milk comes in, however this is not true
Hey a milk and bread run is called milk and bread run because of all the 2L engines,
No,no it's not serene
I left some jersey milk on a girl's bed last night.
Using a lactating moms breast milk for lubricant during anal sex.
I pulled off a mommas milk dud, but only because she was out of strawberry jelly. I’m not an animal.
When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.
“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”
“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”