When the lover you have sits on your lap and lets out a fucken juicy one making your leg all warm and disgusting
Babe why the fuck did you "wet thigh fart" on my leg?!
A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.
Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-
Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose
Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.
Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?
Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....
A vocal group of masculine-identifying individuals who are apparently moist, presumably due to either a) bladder control issues, or b) significant sexual arousal in those lacking a penis. Most easily identified by their use of hashtags that lack the use of capitalisation to distinguish individual words, and their demands that their tiny, nonrepresentative group be allowed to trample the rights of others.
Wet hepeople demand that the election be overturned!
The act of taking a nicotine pouch, soaking it in beer, and booking it
That guy is an animal. He just gave himself a double wet nicky.
The act of taking a nicotine pouch, soaking it in beer, and boofing it.
That guy is an animal. He gave himself a double wet nicky.
To urinate on someone else's front lawn. Generaly done while standing on the front porch or steps.
Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.