Screw your courage to the sticking place

Lady Macbeth is telling Macbeth to grow some balls so they can go kill King Duncan.

Macbeth:
If we should fail?
Lady Macbeth:
We fail?
But screw your courage to the sticking place,
And we'll not fail.

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Sri Lankan filth stick

A tan, zit-covered, hooded penis belonging to the Sri Lankan son of Baba the great. Synonomous with "hooded "Z" log."

Sentence: "Surya's Sri Lankan filth stick smells like mayonase and Gouda cheese that has been dwelling in a dead Cows asshole for decades."

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H-E double hockey sticks

Long way politically correct (not really) way of saying "hell". Adults often use this term to avoid children from picking up the word "hell".

Ross: "DANGER!"
Rachel: "What the H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS, Ross?!"
Ross: "unagi."

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Top hat, to stick ones dick into

A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old

That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!

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sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

"Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler" is a parody of the song ecstasy by SUICIDAL-IDOL. This parody is considered peak humor by gen alpha.

A: STICKING OUT YOUR GYAT FOR THE RIZZLER!
B: I hate gen alpha.
C: kys

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Don’t stick your dick in broken

A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.

A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.

Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”

leather chair ottoman stick ride

the male sits in somewhat of a laying motion on a leather chair with a leather ottoman approximately 1 to 2 feet away....the male rests his legs up on the ottoman while the female strattles his cock standing in between the chair and ottoman....she hops on to the stick, and rides as she pleases, possessing the most tremendous orgasm of her life.

me and this girl did the leather chair ottoman stick ride once and she moaned like a dying squirrel.

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