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If A 2 slices of pizza are not properly cut, it counts as 1 slice
This is a violation of the Fused Pizza Rule, jim. you cut that slice in half
No matter how much money you put into your jeep xj it is not worth more than 1200 dollars. It has to be absolutely flawless and even then you cannot sell for more than 2000. Do not buy an xj if you are not going to abide by the rule of jeep.
3500 for your xj, are you crazy. What about the Rule of Jeep!
Commonly known as the, "me when" rule. Also known as the "me when I" rule or quite simply the "when" rule. Popularized by pictures and videos turned into meme templates where people try to relate to them on a personal level or personal experiences. "Me when" interjections have become common in normal conversations involving avid meme enjoyers. Can be used in a comedic, non-comedic, or anti-comedic manner.
Friend 1: Aw man I have a project due tomorrow.
Friend 2: Me when I have a project due tomorrow.
Friend 1: Why do you always have to say that it's annoying me.
Friend 2: Bro, rule 6157.
Friend 1: What?
Friend 2: When you don't know what rule 6157 is.
Friend 1: Fuck off.
When in an orgy don't cross dicks with another guy
Mary was keen on a 3sum but remember buddy Ghostbusters rules, no crossing the streams
Saying something isn't that bad means that they it is exactly that bad.
Guy 1: Bro, your girl is gross.
Guy 2: Come on man, she's not that bad.
Guy 1: Not that bad rule bro, she is that bad.
Girl 1: Try this sandwich
Girl 2: That thing looks disgusting. I'm not eating that
Girl 1: Come on it doesn't look that bad.
Girl 2: Not that bad rule bitch I wouldn't feed it to my dog.
A conversational rule mandating that each negative statement regarding something's aspect must be accompanied by a positive statement regarding that same thing. This is to avoid being perceived as bitchy.
"I really hate this burger. However, according to the Chinatsu rule, at least they did throw ketchup, mustard, and even cheese on it."
If you misunderstand something you are instantly an idiot moron bitch
Person 1: fuck i misunderstood something
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron