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When ur dad walks into your room and flops his pecker onto your four head
The action of water boarding your partner and simultaneously slapping them with your flaccid penis.
Oh baby, gimme that Guantanamo bitch slap tonight.
Something you say when a person pisses you off heavy and you feel they need to be fucked up
Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick
The act of slapping someone in the face with a rapid spray, similar to a shotgun burst, of mostly liquid fecal matter.
Right before I ate her out, the bitch chili slapped me!
Masturbate. Jerking off. Rubbing one out.
I need to slap the puppet after watching dancing with the stars.
An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.
"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"
The sound made when a penis hits the inner thigh during vigorous movement.
"I really must wear something more supportive than boxer shorts when I run. My penis is raw from all the trunk slaps. It sounds like two elephants high-fiving when I run downhill."