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1- Half-nibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-niece.
half-niece-in-law.
This law states that no ford or drink is allowed in Brant after the February 11,2023 Dr Pepper Nuclear war
Newton put a 4 Loko top on a Dr Pepper 2 Litre and causers an explosion. This is an example of what causes a Newtons Law
When you try to imagine the darkest possible outcome to make a joke about pedophilia, the catholic church already has done much worse.
I made a joke about how priests raped kids and then imprisoned the victim for having a baby out of wedlock and they subsequently sold their babies, but Mittzir's law was true again when someone linked me to an article telling about the Magdalene laundries
The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.
"Thanks to Dave's Law, I need to set everything down to get my keys."
"Curse you Dave!!!"
Law's Theory of Chess References has two main points.
1. After a while, in any argument, debate or discussion, there will inevitably be a reference to a chess piece, chess tactic, chess master, or something Chess like.
“Control of the patent rights will signal checkmate to their actions against us.”
“You don’t have to be a chess master to understand how this simple pyramid scheme will make us all rich. Yes a check, make it out to cash, will be quite acceptable”
“ The Wrestler considered his suplex the best part of his end-game arsenal.”
Note: It is not a Chess reference if you refer to a disreputable rapscallion, as having a ‘Checkered past”
2. In any sporting event, no more than ten minutes into the start of any contest, one or several of the sportscasters will utter some variation of "It's a chess match, with these two coaches, every time they meet in competition."
Note in the final 2 minutes of any NBA or NCAA College Basketball game, any substitution of good rebounders, good outside shooters, taller defenders, versus best free throw percentage shooters, requires that one or more sports commentators speak these words:
"Yet another substitution, Yes, it has become a chess match, " and the Color Commentator again paid homage to Law's Theory of Chess References before the 3rd quarter.