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When you're taking a shit, and the shit splashes back up covering your dick in shit.
Buddy: Yo man, ever had a Chocolate Sausage?
You: Yeah man, bad night of taco bell and hot wings and my shit bounced out of the toilet and on my dick.
Chocolate milk with the consistency and taste of mud water.
Person 1: Man, Jacob drinks copious amounts of mud water
Person 2: No that's halo farm chocolate milk
Person 1: They mean the same thing
Person 2: You right
When a girl/woman is surrounded by many black cocks!! A black cock served in a floral print pair of underwear!!
I gave that bitch a chocolate bannana bouquet for valentine's day!!
When a person of African American descent receives an anal cream pie before farting to shoot it out as a skunk would shoot it’s stinky juices as a defense mechanis.
He got her so crunked she let him do the chocolate skunk maneuver
When you have anal sex with a girl right after they take a dumb and when you take your penis out, the girl licks the poop off of it.
Last night Jenny had a chocolate covered rod!
After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!
A shit so massive the top pokes out of the water similar to an ice burg that wrecked the Titanic but made of shit instead of ice and it wrecks your anus.
I need to eat more fiber I just dropped the biggest chocolate ice burg.
When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.
The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.