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an asshole who is sassy, condescending, and extremely good looking
"That guy, Eric Shuffle, is such a douche"
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Noun used to replace a person's name, often done if said person has done something which would consider them to be a non-ideal person.
Often can be combined with other nouns to broden the meaning.
"What are your opinions or Brett?"
"Oh, douche really has outdone himself this time."
"Yeah, what an absolute douche canoe."
"Utter douche nozzle."
failure to hackey sack, hack fail
damn dude! im trying to hack and your over there doucheing!
A douche is a cleaner of the you know what also know as:
1.Sadia M.
2.George W. Bush Jr.
If Sadia and Bush, aka douche one and douche two, made babies, what would they be?
HMMMMMMMMM. Let's ponder that one.
Someone with a very false, ego-drive sense of self.
Look up finding my republican goddess as an example of a douche.
Comes from French word "Dusche".
Used to describe a stupid person that gets in the way of other people and embarrasses himself, ugly and annoying in every way possible. also means shower in french.