To masturbate, jerk off, pull the meat package, choking the chicken
Go beat your meat!
It basically means a massive penis and was thought up the genius Charlie Flo himself
"Wow look at that Polish Meat Log!"
"Word around the office is you have a Polish Meat Log!"
Its just a Canadian fucking a meat pie.
"And that's why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie."
When a Canadian has sex with a meat pie of any kind.
“And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."
Part of a weekly calendar
Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.
Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!
Manny's meat flaps are made out of the hardest condoms you can find.
i love manny's meat flaps
manny's meat taste so good
When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.
"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"