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beat your meat

To masturbate, jerk off, pull the meat package, choking the chicken

Go beat your meat!

by jjjjjccccwww January 30, 2023


Polish Meat Log

It basically means a massive penis and was thought up the genius Charlie Flo himself

"Wow look at that Polish Meat Log!"
"Word around the office is you have a Polish Meat Log!"

by Chaseroonee July 02, 2015


Montreal Meat Pie

Its just a Canadian fucking a meat pie.

"And that's why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie."

by etjn March 19, 2022


Montreal Meat Pie

When a Canadian has sex with a meat pie of any kind.

And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."

by ExVinity December 31, 2022


Meat Beat Mondays

Part of a weekly calendar

Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.

Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!

by MilfBlaster October 10, 2018


Manny's meat flaps

Manny's meat flaps are made out of the hardest condoms you can find.

i love manny's meat flaps
manny's meat taste so good

by lemonsins September 01, 2021


Lunch meat toupee

When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.

"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"

by FERNtastic November 03, 2014