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Originating in the Great Northwest after many days of no sleep you may find yourself face to fingers digging for unknown phantom bugs, blemish, or any strange skin disturbances. Alas you have been bitten by the the northwest pick n pock.
Northwest pick n pock. Hey Lucreatia your face looks like shit! Stop picking your face you ya tweak! I think you need a sandwich and a nap :)
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This is when a man is about to orgasm. He pulls out, his girlfriend caps the tip of is penis momentarily with her hand. This builds back pressure. When she releases the cap he will shoot his wad very far.
Last night we did a Pull Cap 'n Shoot. It went six feet and hit her antique dresser.
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1. Any male of East Asian descent attempting to inseminate a woman. 2. Unprotected sex by East Asian male resulting in ejaculating into a woman's vagina. 3. Any East Asian male knowingly ejaculates into a woman's vagina to encourage impregnation.
Hey man I knocked up that White chick last night. I pulled a sweet n' sour injector.
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A way to say good bye that adds a little more to the typical peace
Jessica "Ok bye"
Nikki "Peace N Butt Grease "
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A black person that ignores rap and hip-hop in favor of Rock Music. Usually at any show- punk, hardcore, or metal; at least a handful of Rock 'n Roll negroes are in attendance.
Singer: "Dude! What was with the all the brothers at the show? Did they think we was a rap act?"
Dude: "No man! We are just popular with the Rock 'n Roll Negroes!"
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1. When you are doing a chick from behind on a linoleum floor, as you about to cum, pull out and jizz in an arch over her onto the floor in front of her. After doing so, immediately push her down and into the jizz, effective creating a jizz and linoleum Slip N' Slide.
2. The best real life application of your childhood memories.
1. "Dude, I finally accomplished the Serbian Slip N' Slide and she hit her forehead on the door."
2. "Last night I was doing a Serbian Slip N' Slide and she slid across the kitchen floor into my roommates' room."
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a legendary creature whose swan dive is majestic and his mating call is a snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.
An Old Spice Man may be seen as: Jesus, Chuck Norris's son, a battle between God and the devil(involving no violence), a backwards horse, or Isaiah Mustafa.
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