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My balls are sticking to my legs

A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.

On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.

Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!

George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.

Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.

George W. Bush: California summers ...

by Nutthead June 19, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


'H' 'E' Double Hockey Stick

When you say this it is probobly a nice way to saw hell. Usually kids under the age of eight say this

What the 'H' 'E' Double Hockey Stick!!!

by DeeThatsMee January 7, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stick it up your ass, Einstein

Basically, nobody fuckin cares and fuckin get lost you fuckin smartass

Stick it up your ass, Einstein

by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Walk tall, carrying a big stick.

Walk tall and carry a big stick means: Describes person who is prepared to take action, take charge, take over; to be a fearless authority figure, known for using punitive measures sparsely but always accurately, swiftly and appropriate to the crime when needed. Punishment was always dealt fairly (hence walking tall; as in able to hold ones head high, with integrity)

In her classroom, Ms. Apple walked tall; carrying a big stick. Her smiles w ere earned and her praise was for those truly deserving of it. Her students were always on task and received the highest test scores in the whole school. No one dared step out of line when she was in charge.

The other saying was Roosevelt's..."Speak softly and carry a big stick"...which had to do with his negotiations of foreign policy.

Some say it wrong, as in "Walk softly and carry a big stick." That phrase dates back to the 1960's and '70s when Snipe hunting was all the rage. One had to "walk softly and carry a big stick" so one could sneak up on those little buggers in the bushes and be ready to bash them with the stick...

Ms. Apple "walked tall carrying a big stick." Her class was always on task and earned the highest state test scores in the building. From: Walk tall, carrying a big stick.

by KatWoman66 November 15, 2014

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sticking Out Your Gyat For The Rizzler

A nonsensical phrase often used by Gen Alpha kids, includes/ is a combination of the memes: Skibidi Toilet, Gyat, Rizz, Sigma, ohio, & Fanum Tax., Oftentimes they don't seem to know what the phrase actually means, but some do.

Gen alpha: Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanum tax, i just wanna be your sigma, freaking come here, give me ur ohio. Actual sane person: I need a therapist, I cant take this shit anymore

by SkibidiGyatt2010 October 31, 2023

41๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

to be finished with or tired of, your current activity or situation.

It was 1980 or 81, when I was working for a bank on Long Island, that I said this to my co-worker Bill. The office dress code back then was suit and tie. For fun, I used a plastic fork to secure my tie to my shirt. The real meaning behind this was to indicate that I was tired of the long hours on my current job, and had decided it was time to get a different one, thus Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

by DanHal June 28, 2007

138๐Ÿ‘ 109๐Ÿ‘Ž


drop it like a slippery stick of butter

something you say when you just want the conversation to end.

Ian: Lara why are you so special and not in a good way?
Lara: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter

Ian: Ms McClain can i go to the nurse?
Ms. McClain: Why, Ian?
Ian: My scars hurting...
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: From all these dementors.
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: I REALLY NEED TO KILL SOME HORCRUXES
Ms. McClain: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter!

by BigCatSkibbie November 18, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž