A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree, and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey
Breaking news: a new corporal punishment was just added to the justice system called a wet hagan!
When someone farts in their sleep. It is very loud and juicy. It sounds like a tablesaw.
The hautings of a wet tablesaw keep me up at night.
Nathan, in his sleep, just did a wet tablesaw.
A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.
Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!
When your girlfriend giggles during sex.
My girlfriend had a wet giggle last night in bed .
The sexual act of ejaculating in your partner's ear. Named after the well known porn star Ron Jeremy
Guy1: was about to finish so I pulled out and came in her ear!
Guy2: no way! You gave her a wet Jeremy?!?!
The act of sticking your finger in your mouth then put it in your ass and finger blast a motherfucking fuck bitch in the ear.
Tamiqua gave me a Wet William James the III when i slept over her crib.
Where you shove you’re own cock in your ass while you cum inside of it
I do the wet Dangelo all the time!