“i’m not going near her, she’s such a wet the lug
“would you stop wetting my lug”
Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.
“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”
Last night, before my friend left my house, he asked "Are you getting your stuff wet tonight," because I was home alone with my girlfriend.
When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back
Eww that feels like a wet toad
When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
The act of making Taylor Swift cum by slurping her juices up and shooting a stream of her grool directly at her clit.
Travis Kielce just beat my ass because I gave Taylor the ol' wet splinkadoo.