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wet the lug

someone who never f*cks up

“i’m not going near her, she’s such a wet the lug
“would you stop wetting my lug”

by marykate69 December 18, 2022


wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.

“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan

by Howie Doon September 18, 2021


Getting Your Stuff Wet

Getting laid.

Last night, before my friend left my house, he asked "Are you getting your stuff wet tonight," because I was home alone with my girlfriend.

by mikey massacre December 1, 2008


Wet Toad

When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back

Eww that feels like a wet toad

by Calarovan February 14, 2019


wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.

person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.

by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021


wet splinkadoo

The act of making Taylor Swift cum by slurping her juices up and shooting a stream of her grool directly at her clit.

Travis Kielce just beat my ass because I gave Taylor the ol' wet splinkadoo.

by CourtingJester February 8, 2025


Wet bush

Slang term for broccoli

Mmmh that wet bush was good!”

by Coochiecooter September 2, 2019