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When a guy is banging a bitch, he first shits on the floor. Then cums in her hair. Then flips her upside down and wipes the shit off the floor with her hair. After this is done, she rings the shit and cum out her hair onto the guys dick and gives him a blowjob
Im going to give your mom the dirty mop job of her life after I eat 6 bowls of chili.
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Amy sexual act involving three different participants, where one of the three is duped or tricked into a compromising or embarrassing situation during climax by the other two people.
The two of us tied her up and banged her brains out. As soon as we finished we stole her wallet and peed in her purse. It was a real Montreal Screw Job.
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this is something you say to someone when they do something wrong.
good job sucking joe! we lost the game 'cause of you!
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When the giver of the rim job has a mouth full of hot sauce.
Dude, Becky gave me a fire pacific rim job yesterday, and now my asshole feels like Mt. Fuji!
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A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."
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the act of one person doing a hand stand naked and another performing a hand job to the hand-stander.
aww dude today's gymnastics was awsum i got a "hand stand job"
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a proper blow job without using your teeth.
dude i got the toothless blow job last night and it was amazing.
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