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The art of eating too many eggs and laxatives around an hour before breakfast, shitting out the gooey diarrhea on a cast iron skillet and making a breakfast omlette for your SO.
I cooked my girl a Norwegian Anal Omlette today
When you say a word too much that it becomes it's own word. Saying Analysis while on a marijuana-induced procrastination spree results in the following: Anal Sis. It refers to the act of either giving or receiving anal and then calling up your sister to tell him about it.
Yo, the wierdest thing happended last night, I had anal sis!!
Awesome Anal April is a holiday where all females must agree to anal sex from any male who asks for it. Vise versa, any male who is asked for anal sex by a female must agree.
This does not apply to lgbt sex, (male x male, female pegging)
"Her ass was bright red, because she got fucked five times in Awesome Anal April!"
RIP OUT THEM FUCKIN ANAL BEADS LIKE U RIP OUT A BEYBLADE RIPPER,* DONT STOP THIS EPIC POWER
Anal beads are beads you stick in your arsehole
Damn I wanna stick some anal beads in my arse
These anal beads will fit nicely in my anal cavity. Susan loves tasting my anal beads, she likes the juicy sauce that leaks off of it
Mom have you seen my anal beads? They smell "lovely"
something you stick in your anal (ass) with round balls attached to it.
her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
him: Not right now just use the anal beads.