Wet Box in Storage

A sexually active woman that hasn't had sex in a long long time.

One guy says 'Hey check her out !' ...and the other guy says ' awww forget it man, she's a wet box in storage'

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Salty Sauce Box

A girls dripping wet pussy. Usually after foreplay or oral sex is performed.

After I was done eating her out I was ready to stick my dick in that salty sauce box.

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belaire boom-box

When you put a very loud speaker up to your partners vagina so as to make it vibrate causing her to ejaculate

Last night I put my brand new speaker to use when my hoe came over to get a belaire boom-box

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shrink outside the box

1. To lose one's erection immediately after vaginal intercourse in which ejaculation occurs, and the penis is pulled out.

2. To seek sex with partners that fall outside of one's normal sexual partners, as in to "think outside the box."

1. "Wow, I thought I'd never shrink outside the box last night after porking the ole lady. Damn that Cialis"

2. "Man, you really were shrinking outside the box when you hooked up with that field goal post, Frank."

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Need a box of shoelaces

To be in need of a box of shoelaces is to feel greatly indebted to someone or something. Generally used in a non-financial manner (I.E. someone does you favors often), but financial use is applicable too. (I.E. to owe someone a lot of money)

Geez, my friend saves my ass all the time, i need to get him a box of shoelaces.

Wooh! My banker guy got my stolen money back for me! I need a box of shoelaces.

Ugh, i had to cover his shift AGAIN! He really needs a box of shoelaces...

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flavored dick box

\ 'fla-vər-d 'dik 'bäks \ (noun)
Definition of FLAVORED DICK BOX:
1) In short, a prepped vagina. Flavored Dick Box status is achieved only after the vagina has been thoroughly cleaned, or "prepped", through means including but not limited to a shower and/or douching as well as shaving/waxing. Once the vagina is presentable for consumption a sweet confection such as a lollipop is then inserted into the vagina for upwards of 5 minutes, lending its "flavor" to the vagina, or "dick box."

a) Preparation is key for a favorable "Flavored Dick Box." Technically a "Flavored Dick Box" can be achieved, for example, by spending all day "street walking" or other similar activities albeit the inherent flavor will not be suitable for presentation nor consumption of by anyone. Instances such as these turn a "Flavored Dick Box" into a "Waiver'd Dick Box."

1) Becky straight up got Hell's Kitchen on the prep of her Flavored Dick Box on my birthday. I bet Gordon Ramsay himself wouldn't be able to get enough of it, I know I couldn't. The only way it could have gotten any better would have been if she had put a candle there for me to blow out before I dug in.

a) Damn, Alice tried to throw some Flavored Dick Box my way last night. She didnt know I saw her at the Frat part though, no way in hell I was getting anywhere near her Waiver'd Dick Box after that.

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box your clown

stroke it, beat off, you know...

Kevin Rowe says: Box your clown!!

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