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The shrivelling of ones cod piece after consuming copious amounts of class A narcotics.
"O my god I've got a pill dick and I've just splashed on my boots"
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1.A feeling of self-assurance in one's manhood be it size, shape, etc.
2.Knowing one has the ability to satisfy their partners sexual needs above and beyond any other sexual partner; that the individual may or may not have had yet.
3.Knowing you can use your tool to its maximum potential
My dick confidence is all I need to keep my bitch in line.
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An extreme burning of your genital area caused by touching the area after eating spicy foods with your hands - most commonly hot peppers such as the Trinidad Scorpion Pepper. This is typically caused by not thoroughly washing your hands or just using napkins to clean your hands after consuming hot foods then electing to urinate. Oils from certain hot sauces and peppers do not completely wash away even after a thorough scrubbing with soap and water which will likely, sometimes unknowingly, cause the burning sensation. Other terms include Chili Willy and Hot Rod.
Cronin: Hey man, I just ate a really hot pepper.
Boyce: Make sure you wash your hands thoroughly before you get pepper dick.
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An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.
"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."
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the way your penis feels during and after ejaculation.
My cock went crazy when I had my dick seizure and came last night.
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Incredibly itchy and inflamed.
Oh man I have Josh's dick
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A) A homosexual person; a member of the gay community
B) A person,usually considered to be a male, who is like the tooth fairy but likes dick instead of teeth. This person has probably sucked as many dicks as the tooth fairy has collected teeth. Hence, a dick fairy.
Don't let that kid hit the blunt. He's a fucking dick fairy!
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