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king-daviding

masturbating

Darren loves king-daviding in the bathroom after talking to his girlfriend,Jenn, and can never find tissues to wipe up his sperm.

by Earnest Graham July 28, 2008

2πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


king love

something a group of gay latin kings say to each other after they bang each other

aye β€œking love”

by saggyytiddies July 13, 2020

2πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


king kong's little finger

a large turd, usually whole and compact.

"i had a huge curry last night, I was on the toilet all morning...you should have seen the size of this thing, it was like King Kong's little finger"

by Foxiferous September 14, 2006

20πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Martin Luther King Street

Almost every city has a MLK Street and that is usually where you can find most of the African American population of the city.

Oooo gurl, there's a party tonite on Martin Luther King Street, at tha park.

OR

Turn on MLK Street, I gotta git somethin from my dawg.

by wat-u-kno-bout-dat? January 18, 2009

35πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


King Shit of Fuck Mountain

noun

1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.

b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.

EXAMPLE A:

Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."

EXAMPLE B:

Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."

by HONKYSAUCE September 9, 2013

41πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


King Turd Of Shit Mountain

someone who thinks (mistakenly)that they run everything in the area that they are in but are oblivious to the fact that the area is a shithole and that they are, indeed, a shithead and have no power or authority at all!

did you see the idiot landlord in that dump of a pub last night? he really thought he was King Turd of Shit Mountain, didn't he?

by rob oyns October 11, 2006

58πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Cash Is King

A rock band from Dublin, Ireland, who are a force to be reckoned with.

A: "I wish I had some new music to trip balls to."
B: "Emmmm...have you not had your fix of Cash Is King?"
A: "No, are they just another lump of plodrock?"
B: SLAP!!!

by jiggymaroo October 29, 2012

4πŸ‘ 142πŸ‘Ž