And God wept with me

As I was driving along the highway one day and I recalled something profound. As tears began to fill my eyes, it began to rain. As I started to sob, hail began to fall.

Iam "I wept and God wept with me "

Hym "True story."

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god awful piece of shit

Someone or something that is so horrendous, appalling, and vile, that it bears a quality which approximates the atrocity of God.

I just watch a movie with Kevin Sorbo, man what a god awful piece of shit!

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where is your god now?

A 4chan meme used to incur fear, mostly sarcastically

Poster 1: I've been pwned!
Poster 2: Indeed. Where is your god now?

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god i'm so blue

whenever you're feeling really sad and start singing this out of nowhere alone in your car, or in your bedroom since you cannot afford a car yet. get a job.

Teacher: "Good morning Rebecca! Did you do your homework this morn-"
Rebecca: "GOD I'M SO BLUE KNOW WE'RE THROUGH BUT I STILL FAWKING LOVE YOU BABBBABABE"

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close the god damn door

A common Panic at the disco phrase to show that you need to close the door. It was a lyric In one of Panic!s songs

Hey buddy CLOSE THE GOD DAMN DOOR.

god mutha fuckin damn

"God mutha fuckin DAMN" is a term popularized by instagram personality chesterstone745. Chester Stone, Reggae Artist, Onlyfans model, and instagram icon commonly uses this term to describe random or crazy shit at Hope Gas Station.

HOLD UP, DIS NIGGA GOT 3 FAT ASS TITTIES! God mutha fuckin DAMN!!

Cause God Said Bam

The Answer To Every Question In The History Of The Universe.

Wolton: why does my dick smell like peanutbutter?
Nad: cause god said bAm