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Single mom in her 30s that wears glasses and has her hair in a bun. She may have let her herself go but still tries to act sexy to attract a man.
The poopy mama bear was licking a lollipop hoping the guy in the bread aisle would notice.
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The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.
I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.
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The craziest degen gambler of all-time, life is too short to bet less than $5.
Dude did you see that guy, he is a complete bet bear
Best thing ever. Istg if you don't like it I will literally light you on fire.
Hey do you like cactus bear?
Uhh obviously!
A very loaded question about the quantity of bears in a specific area that no one needs to be asked.
Ryan: hey, does the sheer number of bears in Alaska freighter you?
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about
A sense of perceiving everything and everyone as a threat no matter how friendly or diplomatic they seem, this is obviously taken from an attribute of a sloth bear; where it considers any animal a threat due to the past experiences of being hunted often
(This example is mimicking Escape from tarkov since I can't think of better examples)
PMC 1 : That player scav spots me from a mile away and starts shooting I didn't even try to look like a threat!
PMC 2 : They probably have sloth bear syndrome from being attacked too much by other player scavs
When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.
I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.