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If you born in 20 April you're attractive boy and have a sweetheart.Them totally caring with someone him love.
Person1:Who is attractive boy at there??
Person2:That's boy is born in 20 April
a day when the brightest ray of sunshine decided to shed light on all of us
- Wait, is the 20 November your birthday? 'Cause you're glowing!
People born on December 20th are definitely sexy.
Him: she's born on December 20th, that's why she's so sexy
When you and your lover order the 2 for $20 deal at Chili's, and fuck in the bathroom while you wait for the food to arrive. Return to the table, eat the meal, and fuck again while you wait for dessert.
License to grill!
Chili's is offering the 2 for $20 again, so Ashley and I got the steak, the lava cake, and double oral all for $20!
Whatta deal!
A popular alt-rock band with insiteful lyrics on many subjects.
<i>Yourself or Someone Like You</i>1996
<i>Mad Season</i> 2000
<i>More The You Think You Are</i> 2002
Matchbox 20 is known for hits such as "Real World", "If You're Gone", and "Unwell."
Possibly the best/worst day to have a birthday, in college. Since everyone will be stoned, you'll probably have a 100% of people forgetting it's your birthday, but also an equal chance of getting lit up for free when you remind them.
Birthday dude: hey you know what day it is?!?
Friend: 4/20!!!!!! Time to get baked!
Birthday dude: No asshole... it's my birthday.
*The friend surrenders his bong to the dude with the birthday*