devo-ing

Dancing to music of the band Devo.

I was up all night devo-ing at the club

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Cage-ing

The act of plastering the glorious face of Nicolas Cage everywhere and anywhere you can find in your friend/family's house. And by everywhere, I mean, EVERYWHERE. Often with hilarious results.

"Dude. I just finished Cage-ing Nick's house again"

"Really? You serious Michael? The poor guy's suffering enough already. Hell, I'm still sure he's still cleaning out that place from all the Nicolas Cage photos"

"Oh no worries, this time it's in the form of a sequin pillow. Not like he'll notice until after Christmas"

Darl+ing

The most cute ass english love song ever made by a 13 member kpop bg called Seventeen.

"Has ur bf ever called u darl+ing? No. But has Seventeen? Yes."

Dio-ing

When you kick a dog and then burn him later when a man named “Jonathan Joestar” least expects you to, just to ruin his life and to try robbing the Joestars of their wealth, then he gets mad at you and you become a vampire that can shoot laser out of your eyes due to a stone mask and then develop an army of vampires to take down one man as he slowly starts to develop Hamon to take your army out using sunlight, your only weakness, and then later on gets your head taken off your body and a while later you end up on his honeymoon and takes over his body before the ship explodes and will be the main focus of two more generations only to be beaten by his great great grandchild who gives none about women and kicks your ass using ghosts that can punch real hard and both you and him time stop.

Damn I hate that dog, i will be dio-ing him soon!

Parisi-ing

Persistence. When turned down by a female or male, but one does not give in, instead, persists in their adventure. Thy shall not give up.

“Bro she got a boyfriend, but that ain’t gonna stop me. Persistence is key.”
“Ah yes, embrace your inner Parisi-ing. It shall turn out well for you, as it did the patient zero of Parisi-ing.”

Tito-ing

When your gf pegs with dab residue on the strap-on dildo. You panic because it hits so hard and start to wonder am I dying???? .

After Tito-ing, my cat licked the dildo and she’s not breathing and they don’t make pet narcan

Arianna-ing

The act of apologizing for something when there’s no need to apologize for it; usually done after hitting inanimate objects

*hits table*

Arianna: “Oh my God I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to hurt you.”
Josh: “Stoppppp. You’re Arianna-ing again.”