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Blueberry Facial

When a man chokes a girl until her face turns purple and then cums on her face.

She likes it rough so she got a blueberry facial last night!

by italionostalliono May 23, 2024


Blueberry Facial

(v); when you jizz on someone’s face and then throw a handful of blueberries to see how many stick.

“Hey babe, do you want a Blueberry Facial? We can try to beat our high score.”

by InkedShy September 26, 2020


rotten blueberry

When someone sucks your dick,spits it on your stomach and slurps it back up

Amber:What do you want me to do
Jack Nicholson:Gimme a rotten blueberry

by I have a skinny dick February 16, 2017


blueberry cunt muffien

A blueberry cunt muffien is an insalt for a woman who is being so much more then a cunt shes a blue waffle.

Shut up you blueberry cunt muffien.

by Schizo is effective February 12, 2018


in the mood for blueberries

deeply in love

I’m in the mood for blueberries”

by kerrishatesyou September 4, 2021


Blueberry

Noun
A person who comes to orgasm too quickly. Usually due to inexperience or over excitement.

"Remember that guy from the party?
He barely got the tip in. What a blueberry!"

"So I hooked up with this girl on tinder. Talk about a blueberry. I barely licked it. Great time!"

by KingPan420 December 28, 2023


blueberries

Often called satans ballsack. I hate these fucking blue balls they provide nothing to society they taste like spoiled milk inside a dead rat i hate this fruit to the depths of hell so much i wanna meet god and slap him with this horrible joke of a creation

Dont you dare feed me those damn blueberries.

by CallmeYourfriendlyCat February 24, 2021