Angel Fish

A woman to whom giving oral sex is a truly heavenly, out-of-body experience.

Gentleman 1: Hey man, have you and Julia bonked yet?

Gentleman 2 : Last night was the night! And man, she is such an angel fish! I couldn't stop eating her out, she came three times on my tongue!

Gentleman 1 : And then?

Gentleman 2 : Well, we figured my tongue needed a rest, so she let me my cock take over the action.

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Banana Fish

Oh this seems like a good anime to watch.
First few episodes: Oh wow this is really getting interesting
Closer to the middle: Holy shit this awesome Ash and Eiji are so fuckin cute together
Middle: Wow no way.

Near the end: Oh no...
Finished:...Well shit...Never thought id cry this much in life but okay.

Person: What's your favorite roller coaster? Me: Banana fish. Person: Huh? Me: You wouldn't understand.

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fish-fowler

a less confusing name for a ‘pesce-pollotarian’ - one who eats fish and poultry, but not the so-called 'red meat' of mammals

I grew up eating burgers and steaks, but now, as a long-time fish-fowler, the idea of eating mammals seems cannibalistic.

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banana fish

a soul crushing, life altering shit storm of emotion that WILL leave you in extreme pain and in need of psychological help and therapy. Seriously, I hope y'all who watch/read it are alright cause that fucking HURTS

"Dude, I just watched Banana Fish, that fucking hurt bro, ngl"

"Fuck, that sucked, it's a banana fish kinda pain"

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avetard fish

The pet fish that an avetard owns at The Ave Apartments. The avetard will think the fish is badass because it has "shark" in the name but in reality it's just a normal ass carp. This fish will most likely die within a month after coming to The Ave because an avetard can barely take care of himself so there will be no way he can take care of a damn fish. An avetard will also attempt to get this pet fish high by hoping the fish will be able to secondhand from a dab rig.

**UPDATE**: Avetard fish dead

Those damn avetards are trying to get their damn avetard fish high again, that thing is definitely is gonna end up dying in a week.

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Fish Helmet

The ladies equivalent to tea bagging. When you put your vagina on a persons head.

Stephen recieved a fish helmet from Lauren when he bent down to pick up the soap.

fish drips

When you eat a large portion of seafood and start to sweat.

Similar to the meat sweats, but with fish.

"Damn bro, I ate too much salmon. I've got the fish drips."