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the biggest set of tits youv set your virgin eyes on
I went over to kims house and her tig ol' bitties were like"snap"
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"The Ol' Jim Halpert" is the phrase used to describe your facial expression when you are caught in an awkward, uncomfortable or undesireable situation. The term is based on the facial expressions of the character Jim Halpert of the hit television show, The Office.
Person 1: Lets loose a long and luxurious barritone bung-fart while imitating his obese boss. Person 1 then gets out of his chair and starts to walk the Sumo-Wrester while throwing cookies at his face Cookie-Monster style.
Person 2: Sits in grave silence as Person #1's boss quietly has witnessed the entire display from the table across the room. Person #2 has no options in this awkward situation and simply gives his dinner date "The Ol' Jim Halpert" look.
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1: Big, fat ass titties that are incredibly large and juicy. Enjoyed by both males and females everywhere.
2: Titties that are incredibly large in porportion to the female body they are attached to.
1: "Now Ms. I'm gonna half to axe you to flop dem tig ol' bitties on this herr table."
2: "DAMN!!!! Lorenda's got some TIG OL' BITTIES!!!
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when a girl is sleeping so you shove a thumb in her ass and twist as a joke
Yo my girl passed out last night so I gave her the ole' rusty Darnell to make her laugh.
When getting a blowjob. You distract your partner with quick, flashy, hand movements before ejaculating all over her face or in her mouth.
I finally got that slut to put out. When she finally went down on me I gave her the ol' Harlem globechowder!